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The New System Is Off To a Good Start

No real criminal activity involved here but we couldn’t let this one go without mention. A train rider at a New York station noticed what appeared to be some suspicious packages sitting around inside the train station. The cops were called and service was disrupted while an investigation ensued. Indeed there were some six-foot-tall packages inside the station. But they weren’t as suspicious as it might seem. Turns out the boxes contained the Metro Transit Authority’s Help Point System, a brand new technology designed to…wait for it…allow consumers to report suspicious packages. The boxes were removed and train service resumed with only a short delay.

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  • Maira Bundza says:

    I have been following your blog for some years, this just totally had me laughing out loud. Thank you!

    November 6, 2019 at 11:28 pm
    • dave says:

      Thank you, Maira! Glad you enjoy the Bozo stories!

      November 8, 2019 at 1:27 pm

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