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Bozo criminal for today comes from Iredell County, North Carolina, where 34-year-old bozo Sara Duncan broke into an occupied residence. The homeowner was shocked as she walked in, cursed at him, took a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom and walked out. The cops were called and our bozo was found in the driveway of the home. She offered no explanation on the reason for the crime or the fate of the toilet paper. She’s been charged with felony larceny after breaking and entering. Additional charges for squeezing the Charmin are pending.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    She’s in deep doo-doo …

    October 22, 2019 at 4:33 pm

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