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Bozo criminal for today comes from Lincoln, California, where bozo Lynette Hampton flagged down a police car and told the cop her car had run out of gas and needed help. The officer gave her a ride and even provided a gas can. Then, he ran the license plate and found the car had been reported stolen. Yep, our bozo car thief asked an officer for help after she ran out of gas. Duh! She’s been charged with vehicular theft AND possession of methamphetamine.

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