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And I Would Have Gotten Away, Too, If Not For That Person On the Motorized Cart!

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bayonne, New Jersey. Bozo Sheila Sanders loaded her Walmart shopping cart with $235 worth of merchandise and headed out the door without paying. She loaded her stuff into her vehicle, but, wouldn’t you know it, her exit was blocked by someone moving very slowly in a motorized shopping cart. In her haste to get away, she bumped the person on the motorized cart and a heated argument ensued. Unfortunately for our bozo, a police officer was in the parking lot at the same time and saw the whole thing. And to add insult to injury, she ran head-on into the police cruiser as she attempted to flee. Busted!

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Upping a misdemeanor shoplifting charge into felony hit & run AND reckless driving. Well done! *golf clap*

    September 20, 2019 at 1:12 am

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