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Wrong Restaurant, Hamburglar!

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Jensen Beach, Florida. Bozo Patrick Barker used a brick to break a window at a Wendy’s, let himself in and then proceeded to fire up the restaurant grill. Security camera footage captured him casually preparing a burger and then sitting down to eat it before going to work on the restaurant safe. He was able to make his getaway but the video footage provided the cops with numerous tips which led to his arrest.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Maybe for a Meers Store ( http://meersstore.com ) burger, but no way I’m doing time for a Wendy’s Dave’s Double!

    July 3, 2019 at 3:11 pm
    • dave says:

      That looks like one tasty burger!

      July 8, 2019 at 12:30 pm

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