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But It Was Just a Test Drive

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in West Vancouver, Canada. The cops had their radar set up on Highway 1 when our bozo sped by, doing 100 mph in a 55 mph zone. They were able to safely pull him over and that’s when our bozo offered up this explanation. He had just purchased his $265,000 McLaren 10 minutes ago and was just “trying it out.” Sorry, pal, there’s not a trial period where the speed limit is waived. Hope he enjoyed his 10 minutes with the car. It was towed from the scene and impounded for seven days and he was socked with a $368 ticket.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    100 mph in Canadian money is only 65 mph in American …

    June 27, 2019 at 6:59 pm
    • dave says:

      We converted to mph for our American audience.

      June 28, 2019 at 12:19 pm

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