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Well, If They Don’t Have Tacos, What’s the Point?

Bozo criminal for today comes from Slidell, Louisiana, where our unidentified bozo needed her Taco Bell fix. Really, really needed her Taco Bell. And when she arrived, she was dismayed to find that the restaurant was out of both hard and soft taco shells. So maybe she went to another Taco Bell? Nope. Maybe switched to a burger? Nah. Called 911 to report the outage? Yep. She called up the Slidell Police department to complain about the taco shortage. The cops informed her that, while this was a crisis, there was nothing they could do about it. No word if charges were filed for 911 abuse.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    The thing I find surprising is that a Taco Bell somehow managed to run out of tacos. That managers needs to be replaced …

    June 7, 2019 at 1:38 pm

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