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Um…Some Stranger Asked Me To Wear This Lanyard, Honest

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Lincoln, Nebraska. Police were called to a residence on a report of domestic assault. Upon arrival, they were looking for the suspect, our bozo, Markel Lucas, who had two outstanding arrest warrants. They spotted a man matching our bozo’s description sitting in a car outside the residence. However, when they asked him his name, he replied that he was “Deangelo Thompson.” OK. Except for one small problem. He was wearing an ID lanyard around his neck with the name “Markel Lucas” on it. Oops. He’s busted! Charged with resisting arrest, obstructing a government operation, false reporting, child neglect and third-degree domestic assault.

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