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So You Think It Can’t Get Any Worse Than Getting Shot in the Privates???

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in this doozy from Cashmere, Washington. It seems bozo Cameron Wilcox, a convicted felon, was walking around with a pistol tucked in his pants when it discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh. Being a con, who cannot possess a firearm, instead of heading straight to the hospital, he had his girlfriend drive him to a park where he gave the pistol to a friend. Not sure on how he planned on explaining the gunshot wound, but his troubles multiplied once he got to the hospital. While doctors were performing surgery, a baggie of marijuana slipped out of our bozo’s anus. Strike one. Police officers were called and a search of our bozo’s car turned up a bag of methamphetamine and the blood stained jeans he had worn to the hospital. Strike two. Police declined to arrest our bozo at this point, instead instructing him to appear at a regional justice facility two weeks later. He did, and during a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus. Strike three. He was placed under arrest, but he wasn’t done yet. He used his phone call to tell his girlfriend not to cooperate with authorities. Of course, the call was monitored by the cops. Strike four. He’s been charged with second-degree felon in possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility and tampering with a witness.

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