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It’s Just Something About Being In Florida

Bozo criminal for today comes from Key West, Florida, where the cops only had to step out of the front door of headquarters to arrest our bozo. It seems bozos Gary Moore and Crystal Ferguson had been partying in the coastal town, consuming a pint of vodka. And, as often happens, one thing led to another and our bozos found themselves in a amorous mood. So they headed for the nearest hotel, right? Nope. Maybe to the beach? Nah. At least found a secluded area? No way. Dropped trou and began having sex on the sidewalk in front of the Key West Police Department? Right! Bozo Gary was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Bozo Crystal was found to be severely intoxicated and was taken to the hospital for treatment.

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  • Randall says:

    Double standard? Perhaps she looked good enough that it was not considered “indecent”

    May 23, 2019 at 1:49 pm

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