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He Was At the “Ninth Day of Christmas” When the Guy Snapped

Bozo criminal for today comes from East Deer Township, Pennsylvania, where bozo Clayton Mitchell was a passenger in a car pool vehicle. It was a normal day until the driver started singing. Christmas songs. In March. When this continued for a while, our bozo finally had all he could take and reached over the seat and attempted to choke out our would-be Bing Crosby. Another passenger called the cops and, after an altercation, our bozo was placed under arrest and charged with aggravated assault, among other offenses. Our bozo singer was advised to keep his holiday spirit to himself.

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  • Randall says:

    Not sure from the post which one was arrested. Good case for either of them.

    March 14, 2019 at 12:38 pm
    • dave says:

      Thanks for the heads up. The post has been changed to clarify.

      March 14, 2019 at 1:48 pm

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