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First, Stake Out the Bathrooms

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Pinellas Park, Florida. Cops were called to a report of a home burglary, where our bozo took a bottle of pills labeled “hydrocodone” from a “lock box” in the residence. The homeowner reported that the bottle actually contained Equate Gentle Laxative rather than the opioid pills. Home security cameras helped to identify our bozo, who the cops knew to be a habitual offender. He was arrested and charged with felony breaking and entering charges.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Instead of footprints, the cops followed the splatter?

    January 30, 2019 at 3:20 pm
  • Chad says:

    Be nice if you guys would update at least every other day. I remember you would update everyday…

    February 4, 2019 at 11:41 am
    • dave says:

      Sorry Chad. I was on vacation last week. I’m a one man show around here.

      February 4, 2019 at 1:26 pm
      • Chad says:

        no worries, didn’t realize that. I love the stories though. Is there a way we can help submit?

        February 5, 2019 at 12:32 pm
        • dave says:

          Sure! Become an Official Bozo News Hawk by sending your submissions to dave@electricferret.com!

          February 5, 2019 at 1:32 pm

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