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It’s the Button Right There, With a Picture of a Lock On It

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Trondelag, Norway, where our unidentified teenage bozo broke into a Volvo dealership with big plans to steal himself a new car. Perhaps he should have made himself familiar with modern technology first. He got into the car he wanted to steal and somehow the doors got locked. Try as he might, he could not find the button to unlock the doors. Finding himself stuck, he did what any bozo would do. He called the cops for help. He was freed and arrested.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Good luck starting the car without a fob specifically coded to that car. (And, yes, there are fob scanners crooks use to create fake fobs, though I doubt that bozo had one …)

    January 4, 2019 at 2:48 pm

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