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And the Cowboys Aren’t Much Better

Bozo criminal for today comes from West Milford, New Jersey, where bozo Christopher Graham rear-ended another vehicle about 5:15 pm Sunday. The cops found an open bottle of whiskey and what was believed to be marijuana in his car. An open and shut case of a DUI accident, right? Well, yes, but we must also mention that he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week for being drunk. He told the cops, “I drank too much because the Jets suck.” His beloved Jets had lost earlier in the day to the Buffalo Bills, 41-10. The officers were sympathetic, but he was arrested anyway.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Was it Todd Bowles*?

    * He’s the Jets coach.

    November 16, 2018 at 7:50 pm
  • John S says:

    They must have been Buffalo Bills fans.

    November 17, 2018 at 3:38 pm

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