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And Although the Holes Were Rather Small, He Had To Swerve To Miss Them All

Bozo criminal for today comes from Attica Township, Michigan, where the cops were called to a report of a man driving erratically. Upon arrival, they noted him swerving all over the road and when he was pulled over he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He said he was merely swerving to avoid potholes in the road. After observing that there weren’t that many holes in the road, the officers administered a sobriety test and our bozo was found to be driving under the influence of drugs and a baggie containing opioids was found in his possession. He’s busted!

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  • John S says:

    A little bit like the drunk hearing reports of a of a wrong way driver in his area keeping a watchful eye spotted him. Then discovered there were lots of them.

    September 19, 2018 at 2:46 am

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