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If They Had Only Been Made With Crisco, They Would Have Been Light and Fluffy

Bozo criminal for today from South Nashville, Tennessee, where bozo Jeffrey Tarver became really angry after he spotted his former girlfriend in a car with another man. And, being from the South, he grabbed the first available weapon. A biscuit. Yep, he grabbed a biscuit and hurled it at her. He also pounded the hood of the car and threatened them both with physical harm. The cops were called and he was charged with public intoxication, vandalism and assault. No word on the fate of the biscuit.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    A biscuit without gravy just ain’t right.

    August 28, 2018 at 6:29 pm

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