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This Is What Happens After the Local TV Station Has a Japanese Horror Flick Marathon

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where police were called to a report of a disturbance in a local park. Upon arrival, they found bozo Danielle Taylor running through the park totally naked. But this wasn’t a happy jaunt, she appeared to be quite upset. When they questioned her, she told them that she had taken off her clothes to “escape a giant spider.” Not exactly sure how being naked was supposed to help the situation. After admitting she had taken crystal meth, she was charged with indecent exposure.

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  • John S says:

    Thanks Dave. In my own backyard and I missed it.

    August 14, 2018 at 1:11 am

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