Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

Assault With a, Um, Very Personal Weapon

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Birmingham, Alabama, where the cops were called to a report of a bank robbery in progress. When they arrived, the found our bozo, still at the teller’s window, trying to get $6000 in cash. It was her note and her choice of “weapon” that merited its place in the Bozo Report. Our female bozo had passed a note demanding the cash and promising a sexual favor for the bank manager if he delivered. The note went on to say if he did not deliver, she would accuse him of sexually assaulting her. Well, that’s an interesting approach. She’s under arrest.

Category: Uncategorized
  • Michael Sheffield says:

    We’ll, she did threaten him with “the little death”.

    June 7, 2018 at 1:26 pm
  • John S says:

    If they don’t get her on bank robery there’s always prostitution.

    June 8, 2018 at 4:10 am

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*