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Look, Ma’am, We Don’t Care How Thirsty You Are…

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where bozo Janet Wallace called 911 claiming a medical emergency. When the medics arrived, they found her “emergency” was not quite what they expected. She told them that she was really, really thirsty and was out of beer, and could they please help her out. The answer is “No.” She’s been charged with abuse of 911.

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  • John S says:

    Right in my home town and somebody else found it first. Good job!

    May 10, 2018 at 3:23 am

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