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Those Were Some Hungry Mice!

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in Buenos Aires, Argentina, where an internal investigation found a half a ton of confiscated marijuana missing from the police storage warehouse. Suspicion fell upon the former police commissioner who had resigned about a year earlier. When the former commissioner was called to testify, he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He said the missing half ton of marijuana had been “eaten by mice.” The investigation continues while the cops look for some very happy, and fat, rodents.

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