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To Be Clear, A Trash Can Is NOT a Gas Can

Our bozo for today comes from Moses Lake, Washington, where a bozo and his female accomplice pulled up to a convenience store and began filling up. Only instead of filling up the car’s tank, they were filling up a large garbage can in the car’s backseat with gasoline. Bad, bad idea. The problem was compounded by the fact that the woman sitting in the front seat was smoking a cigarette. Not surprisingly, the car ignited and our bozo fled, leaving his girlfriend and the large amount of marijuana in the car’s trunk behind. She was taken to the hospital and treated for burns. Cops are still looking for the pumper.

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