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And I Can’t Figure Out How To Work the Radio, Either

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Sartell, Minnesota, where the owner of a Jeep Grand Cherokee was shopping at the local Walmart. As it was cold outside, she hit the remote start button on her key fob to get the car warmed up. And that’s when our bozo sprang into action. He noticed the unattended car running and simply opened the door and drove away. Things were going fine until our bozo reached his destination and turned the car off. When he tried to start it again, he was unable to, since he did not have a key fob. So, he did what any bozo would do. Using information he was able to find inside the vehicle, he called the car’s owner and asked for help getting it started. The owner decided to play along and our bozo gave the owner his location so On Star could find the vehicle and start it remotely. Bad idea.He was still on the phone with the owner when the cops arrived.

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