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Honest, Officer, We Just Picked These Up At Chipotle

Bozo criminals for today come from Los Angeles, California, where the cops pulled over a vehicle for a minor traffic violation. After noticing the driver appeared to be a little nervous, the officer took a look inside the car and saw fourteen, foil wrapped, cylindrical objects. So just what is that the officer asked. Burritos our bozo replied. A quick sample found no beans or beef but instead meth. Yep, fourteen foil wrapped methamphetamine burritos! He’s busted!

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