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Sounds Like a Squeegee Guy Gone Bad

Bozo criminal for today comes from Seattle, Washington, where a parking lot security camera captured the weirdest attempt at a break-in we’ve seen in a while. Our bozo is seen approaching a big Toyota pickup, armed with a mop. Yes, a mop. He then hits the driver’s side window with the mop in an apparent attempt to break in. He hits it not once, not twice, but a grand total of seventeen times but still the window will not break. So, thinking he needs some extra leverage, our bozo climbs up onto the roof of a stairway near the car with the seeming idea of leaping off the roof onto the car. Not the best idea. Especially when you’re drunk. He gets to the roof, loses his balance and face plants right onto the pavement next to the vehicle. He’s busted. In more ways that one.

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