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You Call That a Bite? Here’s a Bite

Bozo criminal for today comes from Boscawen, New Hampshire, where the cops were called to a trailer to investigate a report of a shooting which had sent a man to the hospital. Three men quickly gave themselves up but one bozo remained inside the trailer, hiding under a pile of clothes. K-9 Officer Veda was sent inside to extract the suspect. She quickly tracked him down but instead of giving up our bozo decided to fight, attempting to put the dog in a headlock and even going so far as biting the officer on the top of the head. Bad, bad idea. Officer Veda bit back and our bozo soon saw the error of his ways and was placed under arrest. His bit caused no harm and Officer Veda returned to duty.

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