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His Gun Making Skills Need Work

Bozo criminal for today comes from Akron, Ohio, where bozo Jeffrey Goff walked into a convenience store carrying a “rifle” and demanded cash. Things seemed to be going well until someone noticed something wrong with his weapon. Looking closer, the “rifle” was made of furniture pieces, a spring and a pipe that had been taped together. Oops. He was grabbed by the employee and several customers and held until the cops arrived.

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