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On Second Thought, Maybe Asking the Cops For Help Wasn’t a Good Idea

Bozo criminals for today come from Union County, South Carolina. Police are quite often flagged down by citizens seeking help, but this was not your typical domestic dispute. Bozo Kimberly Lucas flagged down a patrol car in front of a convenience store. She told the police she needed help…her john was refusing to pay her for prostitution. The john, who was also there, admitted giving her $150 but said it was only for a “hotel room.” That excuse didn’t fly with the cops, who booked them both into jail on misdemeanor prostitution charges.

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