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Bozo criminal for today from Orange County, Florida, used the most unusual getaway vehicle we’ve seen in a while…the back of a semi truck. Here’s apparently what happened. Bozo Derrick Martin got into an argument with a woman on a bus over her talking too loudly on her cell phone. The argument continued off the bus, with our bozo getting into a scuffle with the woman. He then jumped onto the back of a moving semi truck to escape. He was able to hold on even when the truck entered the John Young Parkway. Cops received reports of a man hanging onto the back of a truck and were able to get the driver to stop, whereupon our bozo was placed under arrest.

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