Bozo criminal for today comes from Crystal River, Florida, where the police department was really proud of their brand new “Don’t Drink and Drive” drunk driving awareness patrol car. Don’t get ahead of me now…The car was unveiled over the weekend during the big Pirate Fest celebration. Around 10:30 pm, bozo Paul Wallace crashed into the parked police cruiser, which had its flashing lights on. He, of course, said he never saw the vehicle. There were no injuries but our bozo was arrested for DUI and hauled off to jail in the brand new, and now damaged, “Don’t Drink and Drive” car.