Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Nogales, Arizona, where border patrol agents spotted a rather strange figure attempting to cross the border into the United States in the pedestrian lane. The woman appeared to be having difficulty walking and her backside seemed to be, um, a little out of proportion. They stopped her and discovered that her rather ample buttocks were a result of $45,000 worth of heroin, about three pounds, strapped to her backside inside her pants. She’s busted!

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