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I Wonder If I Could Borrow Your Dog…

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Bath Township, Ohio where police received a phone call requesting the assistance of a police dog. When the officers arrived, our bozo explained that his girlfriend had stolen some money and some heroin from him and he wondered if the dog could help him recover it. He added to his problems when he reached into his pants and a “brown waxy substance” that appeared to be heroin fell out. This is not the first time our bozo has been in trouble. Earlier this year he was placed under arrest after urinating on a Florida troopers leg after an incident at a Disney property. He’s now facing felony drug charges.

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