Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Val-des-Monts, Quebec, Canada. Our bozo was pulled over by the cops for driving his 1999 Toyota Tercel without functioning brake lights, but it was what else the cops discovered that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He had tried to use an oil soaked burning rag as a substitute for the light, but it suffered a malfunction. The cops also found the car had three bald tires, no windshield wipers and he had an open container of beer inside the car. But, there’s more! Under the car, they found the man had removed the shocks and had created a makeshift suspension using logs and chicken wire. Yikes! He was ticketed for the open beer and for various safety issues on the car, which was impounded.