Bozo criminal for today comes from New Orleans, Louisiana, where our unidentified crook entered through an unlocked window at Clara’s Little Lambs Preschool about 11 P.M. Security footage shows him wandering around before finally heading to the break room for a snack. And, of course, what do you need after a nice meal? A nice nap, of course. Video footage shows him gathering up a bunch of stuffed animals and making himself a makeshift bed and going to sleep. About 6:40 he is seen crawling out through the same window. Cops are helping for help in identifying sleeping beauty.