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Let’s See…I’m In Drake’s House…I Think I’ll Steal…Pepsi!

Bozo criminal for today comes from Calabasas, California, where cops were called to a break-in at a residence. But this wasn’t just any residence and it certainly wasn’t just any robbery. When the police arrived they found our unidentified 24 year old bozo making herself at home inside the residence belonging to the very popular singer Drake, who wasn’t there at the time. She was wearing one of his hoodies and enjoying a soda. Further investigation failed to find anything else that had been disturbed. As best as could be determined, all she had taken was some Fiji water, a couple of Pepsis and a Sprite. Doesn’t matter. She’s been charged with felony burglary.

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