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Too Bad the Car Couldn’t Drive Itself To the Police Station

Our bozo for today from Seattle, Washington, is another example of a bozo foiled by modern technology. The cops were working a report of a stolen BMW, which the owner said he had loaned to a friend. He said his friend forgot and left the key fob inside the car, which made it an easy target for thieves. The cops contacted BMW and they were able to help the cops track down the vehicle’s location, an alley, where they found our bozo asleep inside. BMW employees were then able to remotely lock our bozo inside the car for safe keeping. He was awakened and removed, charged with DUI, theft and drug possession.

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  • Charlie Martin says:

    Fun stuff. I do a morning radio show high up in the White Mountains of Arizona, and tap in to your Bozo Report every day. Honest to Pete…some of it you couldn’t make up if you tried!


    January 5, 2017 at 11:24 pm

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