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Nothing Says Lovin’ Like a Quarter Pounder With Cheese

Bozo criminal for today comes from Casper, Wyoming, where bozo David Shafer’s search for love led him to answer an online ad. He arranged to meet a hooker for sex, but it was his method of payment that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He worked out a deal to pay for his romantic encounter with a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a medium order of fries. What he didn’t know was that he was dealing with an undercover police officer and not a real hooker. He was arrested when he showed up for his tryst, McDonalds bag in hand.

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  • Randall says:

    I thought it was only a crime if money exchanged hands…. If food applies the whole dinner date could be viewed as solicitation!

    October 26, 2016 at 2:31 pm

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