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Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report. Our bozo for today was partying with her friends and somehow avoided arrest when one of her girlfriends was picked up for driving drunk and also being naked from the waist down. So, after dodging one bullet, she decided to go home and sleep it off, right? Wrong. She made her way over to where her pickup was parked and headed down to the district courthouse to pick up her friend. Bad, bad idea. The cops arrested her in the courthouse parking lot and took her inside to join her friend.

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