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Hey, Look Out For the Fan!

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Dayton, Ohio, where the cops were called to a report of a disturbance on a neighborhood street. Even they were surprised by what they found. A very drunk bozo, pants down around his ankles, attempting to have sex with the grill of a parked van. Yikes. He’s been charged with two counts of public indecency and is under arrest.

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  • Mike Sheffield says:

    Autoeroticism?

    August 20, 2016 at 1:22 pm

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