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If Only She’d Had a Crowbar…

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lebanon, Maine where bozo Mary Hampton had a plan…or at least part of a plan. Part one of the plan was to break into a business and steal the safe. Side door of business smashed, safe removed. Check and check. It was step three of the plan where things started to go wrong: Open safe. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, she decided the best way to open the safe was to run over it with her car. Which might have worked except for one small thing. The safe, instead of breaking open, became lodged underneath the vehicle. Needless to say, this attracted quite a bit of attention from other motorists. The cops were called and our bozo was placed under arrest.

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