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But Officer, the Raid Just Ain’t Workin’!

Bozo criminal for today comes from Centralia, Washington, where our unidentified bozo was fed up with the roach infestation in his apartment. And it seemed like the weren’t harmed by the bug spray at all. So, he came up with a bozo solution. He fired up his cigarette lighter in front of the spray from the insecticide can and created and makeshift flamethrower. He then went after the bugs with the flaming spray. As you might expect, the flamethrower did more damage to his apartment than to the bugs, so he was forced to flee, warning his neighbors as he exited the building. Police and fire crews were called and our bozo was arrested on suspicion of second degree reckless burning. No word on the fate of the roaches.

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