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I Told You We Should Have Gone To the Pawn Shop Further Down the Road!

For our bozo criminals for today from Clarksville, Tennessee, the plan was set…steal items, pawn said items, enjoy cash. Step one went well as they broke into a residence and got away with several items without a hitch. It was step two that turned out to be a problem. They headed down to the local pawn shop and the clerk balked at accepting the items. The reason? They looked awfully familiar. Thinking they might be items from his home, he checked with a neighbor. After discovering that his house had been broken into, he called the cops, who arrived in time to arrest our bozos inside the shop.

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