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I Mean, Everyone Knows There Should Be TWO Slices of Cheese

Bozo criminal for today comes from Athens, Georgia, where the cops responded to a 911 call at a residence. When they arrived, they found a husband and wife involved in a heated argument. It was the cause of the argument that landed them in the Bozo Hall of Fame. Apparently our bozo husband had asked his wife to make him a grilled cheese sandwich. She complied, but she added three slices of cheese instead of the two that he preferred. This sent him into a rage which prompted their 12 year-old daughter to call the cops. He’s under arrest on obstruction of a 911 call and criminal trespass/damage to property charges.

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  • Fred McKinney says:

    What in the ham sandwich is his problem? Heck, I would’ve gladly accepted that third slice — I LOVE melted cheese!

    August 3, 2016 at 12:59 pm
  • dave says:

    Exactly what I was thinking!

    August 3, 2016 at 2:15 pm
  • dawn says:

    Yah, I would’ve taken that sandwich & eatin it with _gusto! I love grilled cheese!

    August 3, 2016 at 8:05 pm

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