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This Case Definitely Smells

Bozo criminal for today comes from Albany, New York, where the cops were puzzled by why someone left containers of excrement and urine on one floor of the Department of Environmental Conservation’s downtown offices. The building had to be shut down as more than 40 buckets of the stinky stuff were removed. It was while the cops were hauling the poop out that one of them noticed something. Among all the waste was a piece of paper. Nope, not toilet paper. Instead, it was a utility bill. Yep, our phantom pooper had left his electric bill among all his little surprises. DNA sampling linked him to the dirty deed. He’s under arrest.

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