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One Thing For Sure, He Didn’t Have a Concealed Weapon

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Prerov, Czech Republic. It seems our unidentified bozo ran up a rather large bar bill and found himself unable to pay. So, he did what any bozo would do, he stripped off all his clothes, left them for collateral and walked out in search of cash. Surveillance cameras showed him walking through downtown, clad only in ankle-length black socks, talking on his cell phone. Needless to say, this attracted the attention of the cops, who were more understanding than you might expect. After he explained he was on the way to another pub to get some cash, they allowed him to complete his quest. Apparently, he got the money and he returned to pay his bill and retrieve his clothes. Police say the case is still open and he may be charged at a later time.

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