Next Time Find a Girl Who Likes Firemen

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from the International File in Chongqing, China. Our bozo had just met his girlfriend online and they were getting to know each other. He learned that she liked police officers, so our bozo purchased fake uniforms and badges online. But she still wasn’t buying the story. So, our bozo was forced to resort to desperate measures. He took her down to the local police station where he walked in and introduced himself to everyone as the “new police chief.” Not surprisingly, the cops quickly saw through the ruse and did some quick research which proved the old chief was still in charge. Busted! He was placed under arrest for impersonating an officer.

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  1. Fred McKinney

    Dave, about ladies who like firemen — I knew one personally back in college, and I’m thinking she probably still does. She was a very pretty girl and at 47 is still an attractive lady — but she must’ve liked firemen so well but couldn’t get one. Believe it or not, in spite of her being an outright babe in college, she still hasn’t been married yet.

  2. Fantasys

    Not quite! You need to respect the girl’s decision. Do not try to persuade her to go out with you. Instead, focus on finding a girl who will be more than happy to go out with you! Pick another answer!

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