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Hey, Look That Pokemon Is On Top of That Police Car!

The way things are going, we may have to develop a completely separate category for Pokemon Go bozos. Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow sent this one in from Baltimore, Maryland. It seems our bozo was intently playing his game and searching for the elusive Pokemon, all while driving his car. And the worst possible thing happened at the worst possible moment. He crashed his car…into a parked police cruiser. Fortunately, the cops weren’t in the vehicle at the time and no one was injured. The cops were nice about the whole thing. No report on whether the Pokemon was caught.

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  • Twist Rolarian says:

    Reports are that the bozo in question had the decency to own up to his own foolishness. No bozo excuse of the week for this guy!

    July 21, 2016 at 4:43 am

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