Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

One More For the Road

Bozo criminal for today from Anchorage, Alaska, wanted to get some booze, but it was late and all the liquor stores were closed. So, he came up with a bozo plan. He headed down to a construction site and stole a front-end loader. He then drove the heavy piece of equipment to the liquor store where he crashed it through the front door. After grabbing a few bottles of liquor, he jumped back into the front-end loader and made a not so speedy getaway. A witness called the cops and a slow speed chase ensued. He was finally captured when the cops blocked the exit to an RV park. He’s been charged with criminal mischief, failure to stop at the direction of an officer, theft, criminal trespassing, burglary, felony DUI and felony refusal to submit.

Category: Uncategorized

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *