Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bozo Neil Boyd broke into a residence through a back window. He then went to work, ransacking the house and stacking items he intended to steal by the back door. His next stop was the medicine cabinet where he found some opiate medications, which he also placed at the back door, right? Wrong. Instead, he took some of the pills and before long he was looking for a place to take a nap. He crawled into the bedroom closet and fell sound asleep. He was still there when the homeowner’s daughter came by to check on the home. The cops were called, sleeping beauty was awakened and placed under arrest.