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And If It Is Good, Would You Mind Wrapping It In Smaller Packages For Me?

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Toulouse, France, where the cops were surprised when our bozo walked into the station house. They were even more surprised when she placed three plastic baggies containing a white powder on the counter and asked them if they could check and see if her cocaine was pure. She said she was only asking to find out if it was “good quality so people do not die of an overdose.” Good intentions or no, she’s busted!

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