Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Easington Colliery, England, where the cops were called to a report of a break-in at a second-hand store. It didn’t take long before the police noticed some white paint had been spilled inside the store. And from that puddle of paint, were some very clear footprints leading through the store, out the front door, and directly to our bozo’s home nearby. Cops followed the trail and found bozo Mark Curtis inside, with paint on his shoes and stolen goods from the store in in back yard. Busted! Time from the crime being reported to our bozo’s arrest: less than 30 minutes.